From my friends at USGBC:
Green Buildings Shown to Reduce Hair Loss in Men
By Chris Pyke
Posted April 1, 2014
In a long-expected finding, the US Green Building Council announced today the result of a 10-year longitudinal study of building occupants age 18-55. A team of scientists found that occupants of LEED-certified buildings are no more likely to experience premature male pattern baldness than the occupants of conventional buildings.
Lane Burt credits a decade of working in green buildings for his fabulous hair.
I don't dare disagree! Happy April Fools!